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La base es importante pero sin la pestaña no voy a ninguna parte.

Thirty something Mexican Curious. Se habla español. Atea, roja, feminista, duermevelas, lectora. Books, reading, movies, feminism, photography, illustration, cats +


Posts tagged "lolz"

detroitlib:

Shakespeare’s ready for Halloween!  I hope he doesn’t bite anyone.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
quienesesachica quienesesachica Said:

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

My whippet is a cat

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

(via rockford1)

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

(via linds--e)

thischarmingmannequin:

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me #rage

White people warnings

(via oraleia)

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via heavenlyvision)